"When Life Gives You Lemons, Dance!"
(Tuesday, July 17, 2007)
When life gives you lemons, dance!
Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants
When your toes are tappin'
Nothin' bad can happen
When life gives you lemons, dance!
When life lays a lemon on your plate,
Kick up your heels and celebrate
When you're caught in a downpour
With nothing to live for
Strike your most spirited stance...
And dance! Dance!! Dance!!!:)
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The cracked chronicles and sociopathic secrets begin. Haha.
What happened to June?
(Sunday, July 08, 2007)
What happened to my June? Who stole my whole month? Because July is starting to depress me with all its problems and hard to explain sadness.
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Meet my new lover/CPU, Jack the computer. It's tall, dark, and expensive. If this one dies on me, I will really go insane.
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I'm well on my way to a life of eternal singledom and I don't give a rat's ass.